tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60070361289650573192014-01-28T02:45:16.171ZFunny Football StuffShowcasing the funniest football moments from around the world with pictures, videos, goals and lots more to laugh about. Mark Shawnoreply@blogger.comBlogger101125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-73068692009343602762013-05-08T10:19:00.001+01:002013-05-08T10:19:19.605+01:0050 Best Sir Alex Ferguson Quotes<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DNEdv-HPlhA/UYoYhNtdu4I/AAAAAAAAPug/XSU2LfBy-iU/s1600/Alex-Ferguson-8.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="212" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DNEdv-HPlhA/UYoYhNtdu4I/AAAAAAAAPug/XSU2LfBy-iU/s320/Alex-Ferguson-8.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Showcasing some of the best Sir Alex Ferguson quotes during his legendary 26 years as Manchester United manager.<br /><span style="text-align: center;"><br /></span><span style="text-align: center;">1. "Football, bloody hell" </span><br />(After United's dramatic Champions League victory over Bayern Munich in 1999) <br /><br />2. 'At the end of this game, the European Cup will be only six feet away from you, and you’ll not even able to touch it if we lose. And for many of you, that will be the closest you will ever get. Don’t you dare come back in here without giving your all.' <br />(1999 European Cup final with Bayern Munich, half-time team-talk) <br /><br />3. "The work of a team should always embrace a great player but the great player must always work." <br /><br />4. "You can't applaud a referee." <br /><br />5. "I remember the first time I saw him. He was 13 and just floated over the ground like a cocker spaniel chasing a piece of silver paper in the wind." (On Giggs) <br /><br /><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3st_LtdYDb4/UYoXLLaTD3I/AAAAAAAAPuE/JkgnvYesqHI/s1600/alex-ferguson-laughing-cropped.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="322" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3st_LtdYDb4/UYoXLLaTD3I/AAAAAAAAPuE/JkgnvYesqHI/s640/alex-ferguson-laughing-cropped.jpeg" width="640" /></a><br /><br />6. "It's getting tickly now - squeaky-bum time, I call it." <br /><br />7. "If he was an inch taller he'd be the best centre half in Britain. His father is 6ft 2in - I'd check the milkman." (On Gary Neville) <br /><br />8. "I'm no f****** talking to you. He's a f****** great player. Yous are f******* idiots." (On Veron) <br /><br />9. "They say he's an intelligent man, right? Speaks five languages! I've got a 15-year-old boy from the Ivory Coast who speaks five languages!" (On Wenger) <br /><br />10. "He's a novice - he should keep his opinions to Japanese football" (Guess? Yep, Wenger) <br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vUnfxWIKvbc/UYoXLWLAaLI/AAAAAAAAPuA/ge5XDmSGtYo/s1600/man-utd-alex-ferguson-cropped.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="322" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vUnfxWIKvbc/UYoXLWLAaLI/AAAAAAAAPuA/ge5XDmSGtYo/s640/man-utd-alex-ferguson-cropped.jpeg" width="640" /></a><br /><br />11. "That lad must have been born offside." (On Filippo Inzaghi) <br /><br />12. "My greatest challenge is not what's happening at the moment, my greatest challenge was knocking Liverpool right off their f*****g perch. And you can print that." (On the 2002/03 title and his old rivals) <br /><br />13. "It was a freakish incident. If I tried it 100 or a million times it couldn't happen again. If I could I would have carried on playing!" (On that boot kick into Beckham's face) <br /><br />14. "The credit to them, the better team won and there's nothing we can do about that now." (On defeat at the hands of Barca, Champions League final, 2009) <br /><br />15. "At the last minute, from what I can gather, either Emmanuel Adebayor or his agent phoned us after they had agreed a deal with City and then did the same with Chelsea. He was desperate to get to either Chelsea or us." <br /><br />16. "All they can talk about is Manchester United." (On Manchester City)<br /><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qG3dqD0diUI/UYoXKX3xmzI/AAAAAAAAPt0/WEl-OsZBs28/s1600/Alex-Ferguson-120307-Laughing-R-300.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qG3dqD0diUI/UYoXKX3xmzI/AAAAAAAAPt0/WEl-OsZBs28/s1600/Alex-Ferguson-120307-Laughing-R-300.jpeg" /></a></div>17 "When an Italian says it's pasta I check under the sauce to make sure. They are innovators of the smokescreen." (On Italians) <br /><br />18. "Jose understands winning and losing are twins in a way. When you win you don't gloat and when you lose you don't go bananas." (On Mourinho) <br /><br />19. "If Chelsea drop points, the cat's out in the open. And you know what cats are like - sometimes they don't come home." <br /><br />20. "I've never played for a draw in my life." <br /><br />21. "If I have my health I can carry on. There will be a point when I do quit but I have absolutely no idea when that is." <br /><br />22. "I'm going to tell you the story about the geese which fly 5,000 miles from Canada to France. They fly in V-formation but the second ones don't fly. They're the subs for the first ones. And then the second ones take over - so it's teamwork." <br /><br />23. 'Can you f***ing believe him!?' (To assistant Steve McClaren on seeing Peter Schmeichel going up for the first stoppage time corner - 1999 European Cup final with Bayern Munich) <br /><br />24. 'You must be joking. Do I look as if I'm a masochist ready to cut myself? How does relegation sound instead?' (When asked if Liverpool were genuine title contenders in 2007) <br /><br />25. “Sometimes you look in a field and you see a cow and you think it’s a better cow than the one you’ve got in the field.” (Over Rooney and his 2010 u-turn from leaving the club) <br /><br />26. “As with every young player, he’s only 18.” <br /><br />27. "I don't like losing but I've mellowed. I maybe have a short fuse but it goes away quicker now." <br /><br />28. "I do believe in fate." <br /><br />29. “Only true champions come out and show their worth after defeat- and I expect us to do that”(After being beaten by Arsenal for a second time in the 2006 season) <br /><br />30. "You're a bottler, Incey. You cannae handle the stage, can you?" (Paul Ince)<br /><br />31. “I’m privileged to have followed Sir Matt because all you have to do is to try and maintain the standards that he set so many years ago.” (On Sir Matt Busby) <br /><br />32. “Whether dribbling or sprinting, Ryan can leave the best defenders with twisted blood” (On Ryan Giggs) <br /><br />33. "Well, football is a hard game; there's no denying it. It's a game that can bring out the worst in you, at times." <br /><br /><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cxXLhyGXz58/UYoXKZN7AVI/AAAAAAAAPt4/GFHqsCG6cqE/s1600/615x330_saf.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cxXLhyGXz58/UYoXKZN7AVI/AAAAAAAAPt4/GFHqsCG6cqE/s1600/615x330_saf.png" /></a><br /><br />34. 'It was the most emphatic display of selflessness I have seen on a football field. Pounding over every blade of grass, competing if he would rather die of exhaustion than lose, he inspired all around him. I felt such an honour to be associated with such a player.' (on Roy Keane's inspired performance in the semi-final of the UEFA Champions League against Juventus) <br /><br />35. 'I think he was an angry man. He must have been disturbed for some reason. I think you have got to cut through the venom of it and hopefully he'll reflect and understand what he said was absolutely ridiculous.' (On Benitez) <br /><br />36. "There has been a lot of expectation on Manchester City and with the spending they have done they have to win something. Sometimes you have a noisy neighbor and have to live with it. You can't do anything about them..." (On Man City) <br /><br />37. 'Myths grow all the time. If I was to listen to the number of times I've thrown teacups then we've gone through some crockery in this place. It's completely exaggerated, but I don't like people arguing back with me.' (On the 'hairdryer' treatment) <br /><br />38. 'To not apologise for the behaviour of the players to another manager is unthinkable. It's a disgrace, but I don't expect Wenger to ever apologise...he's that type of person.' (2005, Wenger) <br /><br />39. 'He could start a row in an empty house.' (On Dennis Wise) <br /><br />40. 'He’ll be getting a hug and a kiss from me - maybe even two!' (on his friend Sam Allardyce after Bolton stalled Chelsea's title challenge in 2006-2007) <br /><br />41. "He was certainly full of it, calling me "Boss" and "Big Man" when we had our post-match drink after the first leg. But it would help if his greetings were accompanied by a decent glass of wine. What he gave me was paint-stripper." (Ferguson's first impressions of Jose Mourinho)<br /><br />42. "David Beckham is Britain’s finest striker of a football not because of God-given talent but because he practises with a relentless application that the vast majority of less gifted players wouldn’t contemplate." <br /><br />43. "The pace of the game demanded a referee who was fit. It is an indictment of our game. You see referees abroad who are as fit as butcher's dogs. We have some who are fit. He wasn't fit. He was taking 30 seconds to book a player. He was needing a rest. It was ridiculous.' (On referee Alan Wiley) <br /><br />44. "They gave us four minutes [injury time], that's an insult to the game. It denies you a proper chance to win a football match. There were six substitutions, the trainer came on, so that's four minutes right away and the goalkeeper must have wasted about two or three minutes and they took their time at every goal kick. That's obvious to everyone today and it's a flaw in the game that the referee is responsible for time keeping. It's ridiculous that it's 2012 and the referee still has control of that." (On the lack of Fergie time after United lost 3-2 at home to Tottenham) <br /><br />45. "I used to have a saying that when a player is at his peak, he feels as though he can climb Everest in his slippers. That's what he was like." (On Paul Ince) <br /><br />46. "He was towering over me and the other players were almost covering their eyes. I’m looking up and thinking ‘if he does hit me, I’m dead" (On a dressing room disagreement with Peter Schmeichel) <br /><br />47. 'Wayne is truly blessed. He doesn’t just have ability, he has a fire inside him.' (After Rooney joined United in 2004) <br /><br />48. "If ever there was one player, anywhere in the world, that was made for Manchester United, it was Cantona. He swaggered in, stuck his chest out, raised his head and surveyed everything as though he were asking: 'I'm Cantona. How big are you? Are you big enough for me?'' <br /><br />49. "I bet him he wouldn’t get 15 league goals and I’m going to have to change my bet with him. If he gets to 15 I can change it and I am allowed to do that because I’m the manager. I’m going to make it 150 now!" (On Ronaldo) <br /><br />50. "Pardew has come out and criticised me. He is the worst at haranguing referees. He shoves them and makes a joke of it. How he can criticise me is unbelievable. He forgets the help I gave him, by the way. The press have had a field day. The only person they have not spoken to is Barack Obama because he is busy. It is unfortunate but I am the manager of the most famous club in the world. Not Newcastle, a wee club in the North-East. I was demonstrative. I am always demonstrative. Everyone knows that. I am an emotional guy but I was not abusive." <br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e04UDDWusRY/UYoXKRLGUZI/AAAAAAAAPt8/R_qdBXHsETE/s1600/ALEX-FERGUSON.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="236" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-e04UDDWusRY/UYoXKRLGUZI/AAAAAAAAPt8/R_qdBXHsETE/s640/ALEX-FERGUSON.jpg" width="640" /></a><br /><br />Mark Shawhttps://plus.google.com/116097531598034081319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-6576596427955390982013-02-27T23:29:00.000Z2013-02-28T08:36:39.237Z20 Real Funny Football Moments <div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f-4NZcQnOUQ/US6XrLEfFWI/AAAAAAAAPQs/7thIlY2zZPw/s1600/karl-power.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-f-4NZcQnOUQ/US6XrLEfFWI/AAAAAAAAPQs/7thIlY2zZPw/s320/karl-power.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>Who doesn't love a good laugh at funny football video so here we showcase what we believe to be the funniest clips from around the world. From goalkeeping clangers, stewards chasing streakers to random fans appearing in team photos and hilarious own goals, the following 20 videos have a little bit of everything.<br /><br />Football - it's a funny old game!<br /><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Genius Kammy</span><br />Funny moments from the commentating legend that is Chris Kamara.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/tClbJHb-WOk" width="640"></iframe><br /><div><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Watch the ball</span><br />Goalkeeper...is your best position...really?<br /><br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QsU_0jCemsc" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Football stewards doing a really bad job! (so funny!) </span><br />Watch out for 0:14 Zombie steward<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7wlatByAMPE" width="640"></iframe><br /><div><br /></div><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Fan Power </span><br />Karl power (pictured at the top of the page) walks into a Manchester United team photo ahead of their champions league clash with Bayern Munich. He is noticed by the players but I guess they thought, fair play, and he got in the photo!<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/dfg-5l_z7yc" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Lets Get Savage </span><br />Everyones favourite football player, Robbie Savage getting hit by the ball, referee and other players. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QbCuYuYlozA" width="640"></iframe> <br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Di Canio sees red</span><b> </b><br />Watch out for the hilarious referee fall <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/9TFVuHrwgyY" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Dog On! </span><br />They don't make them like they used to. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ptt-gLTGhHE" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Ping Pong Football</span><br />This spell of play is like watching a short comedy movie! <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ENHohSjYmA0" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Deano! </span><br />Dean Saunders uses the oppositions goalkeeper to help him score<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QZFgrW7LrQE" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Gangnam Style</span><br />Straight from the training ground<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/ZWxS4cUO5p8" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Goalkeeping clanger</span><br />Not one of Darren Mackie's better days!<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QhwswW7hyMU" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Handball? Chest? Sniper??? </span><br />Hollywood acting on the pitch at it's finest <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vl3HnU0HOhk" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Higuita worm kick</span><br />What can you say about this...only...imagine if he'd missed?<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/wkYmmV7Oa-U" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Chris Brass - possible the funniest own goal ever? </span><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Ds0wEBKuxv8" width="640"></iframe> <br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">If the previous video was funniest own goal - this is the greatest own goal ever! </span><br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/DMRrvt0EBK4" width="640"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Eh Goalie? </span><br />Not that funny this penalty - just strange! <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/HLF0gfwYV1E" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Stretcher Gaff </span><br />Still one of the funniest football videos<br /><br /> <iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/4N4CimNaUnk" width="640"></iframe><br /><br />and there's more where this came from... <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/5AKi8kAhbQc" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Hilarious goalkeeping error</span><br />unless this is match fixing! <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/XCU7meA9elY" width="640"></iframe> <br /><span style="font-size: large;"><br /></span><span style="font-size: large;">Compilation time</span><br />Finally the best funny football moments compilation - ignore the annoying camp referee at the start, it gets much much better after that! (start at 0:50) <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="480" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/YPQ_N4imYVE" width="640"></iframe> Mark Shawhttps://plus.google.com/116097531598034081319noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-83374268365664114432012-11-21T12:53:00.002Z2013-02-27T23:39:55.403ZTevez PayslipA picture of Carlos Tevez payslip was leaked this week and assuming it's genuine, it tells us that the Argentinian earned a gross wage of £720,287 in March 2010, with an additional bonus of £20,000 for accommodation...it really is impossible to find anything in Manchester for any less! and a £7,000 "M.P. Bonus" (presumably, Tevez is given a monthly reward if he is able to resist storming off to play golf for indefinite periods of time). An FA fine of £24 for a yellow card made us laugh!<br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-61BG8UPm308/UKzOEsZVyoI/AAAAAAAAIBo/58KBCXe59yQ/s1600/tevez-payslip.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="531" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-61BG8UPm308/UKzOEsZVyoI/AAAAAAAAIBo/58KBCXe59yQ/s640/tevez-payslip.jpeg" width="640" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Click payslip to enlarge</td></tr></tbody></table>The payslip tells us that Tevez was paid just under £8m, but handed over nearly £3.3m in tax and national insurance. That left him just over £4m to survive on for the year - more than enough to keep him in golf balls and speeding ticket lawyers!<br /><br /><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-55720479190077867712012-08-27T15:54:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:42:52.420ZFunniest Moments in Premier League History<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4RAv4XKTml8/US6ZgrSkG5I/AAAAAAAAPQ0/42IbKSm5d5A/s1600/Balotelli+Bib+Trouble.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="269" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-4RAv4XKTml8/US6ZgrSkG5I/AAAAAAAAPQ0/42IbKSm5d5A/s320/Balotelli+Bib+Trouble.jpg" width="320" /></a></div>The Premier League has seen its fair share of funny moments down the years, from funny mishaps on the pitch to managers losing their cool.<br /><br />We've put our heads together here at funny football stuff and selected 10 of our favourite funny moments (in any particular order).<br /><br />If you think we've missed your favourite funny premier league moment then please drop a comment below and we'll look to add the video to this growing list.<br /><br />Enjoy!<br /><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><span style="font-size: large;">David Dunn: The New Ronaldo</span><br />David Dunn tried to show us that anything Ronaldo can do, he can do better. Unfortunately this happened...<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/x4fsLeCjB4s" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Balotelli Bib Trouble</span><br />Okay footballers aren't the brightest sparks but when Balotelli stuggles to put on a football bib before a game, this stereotype was taken to a whole new level. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-drL9S-8Dks" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Robbie Savage Attacked By Referee</span><br />Robbie Savage is usually the one giving out agression but in a game against Newcastle, Savage was on the receiving end to an elbow in the face...from the referee!<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/kKJ4ZBYvYTw" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Harry Redknapp Is a Football Manager!</span><br />Harry Redknapp has been one of the funniest managers in the Premier League and this is just one of his funniest moments. In a post-match interview, the Tottenham Hotspur manager was described by the interviewer as a "wheeler dealer," something that the favourite to succeed Fabio Capello did not take too kindly to. Redknapp proceeded to swear, pointing out that he is, in fact, "a f****** football manager."<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xJBsI7RAuvk" width="560"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">The Beach Ball Assist</span><br />During a game between Liverpool and Sunderland in 2009, a Liverpool fan hit a beach ball onto the pitch. Sunderland's Darren Bent then took a shot, which hit the beach ball and deflected the ball into the goal. Pepe Reina had the shot covered before the beach ball came into play, meaning the Liverpool fan's one contribution to his club's performance on the field was essentially an own goal. If Liverpool have any sense they will ban the fan in question, a child, from their matches; he isn't exactly lucky.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/K5loeV-_4og" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">King Kevin Loses It! </span><br />Newcastle United and Manchester United were locked in a battle for the Premier League title back in 1996, and the pressure (and mind games) finally got to Kevin Keegan during an interview. Newcastle had been 12 points ahead in January, but Manchester United caught up after a string of bad results of the Tyneside club. Many have claimed that this meltdown handed Manchester United the title, and it certainly can't have helped Newcastle's cause. Within a year, Kevin Keegan had left Newcastle United, and the club are still yet to win a Premier League title. Manchester United, meanwhile, have won title after title after title.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/_Yenzdq5g6o" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Jimmy Bullard Team Talk Celebration</span><br />After being taken apart by Manchester City in the first half of a Premier League match, Phil Brown conducted his halftime team talk on the pitch, a move which led to widespread criticism. Fast forward to the next season and Jimmy Bullard equalised against the same opposition and proceeded to gather his teammates around him before replicating Brown's team talk, much to everyone's amusement. Even Phil Brown, the victim of the joke, seemed to enjoy it.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/eSlNGZKAg-4" width="560"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Paolo Di Canio Pushes Referee</span><br />Paolo Di Canio had just been sent off, and he wasn't happy to say the least. He had already been restrained by his teammates when he got face to face with the referee and gave him a bit of a shove. The referee, Paul Alcock, stumbled for a preposterously long time before finally falling over. Di Canio picked up an 11-match ban for his troubles, but that did little to prevent people remembering Paul Alcock for falling over. The Nigel Winterburn reaction is also really funny. <br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/j37sS1u2FR8" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VdWlB9If88Q/UDuJ4fJN1SI/AAAAAAAAHOg/l2S4zrxsXuQ/s1600/bowyer-dyer-fight.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="230" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-VdWlB9If88Q/UDuJ4fJN1SI/AAAAAAAAHOg/l2S4zrxsXuQ/s320/bowyer-dyer-fight.jpeg" width="320" /></a></div><span style="font-size: large;">Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer Fight</span><br />Usually when footballer players fight, it's against an opponent but not Lee Bowyer and Kieron Dyer.<br /><br />The two Newcastle United midfielders squared up to each other before teammates and Aston Villa players managed to break them up.<br /><br />Both players were sent off and Bowyer was given an extended ban and was prosecuted for attacking Dyer.<br /><br />What was Boyer's reason for starting the fight? Dyer didn't pass the ball to him!<br />Dyer and Bowyer have since made up and played together at West Ham.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="360" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/AFLeTm46CqQ" width="480"></iframe><br /><br /><span style="font-size: large;">Henry and Pires Penalty Howler </span><br />Thierry Henry and Robert Pires must be in the top 10 best footballers to have graced the premier league but this moment back in 2005 against Manchester City is surely one they wish to forget. Pires was supposed to pass the ball forwards so Thierry Henry could run onto the ball and score from close range, but Pires fluffed his lines and managed to hit the top of the ball. Needless to say, the two Frenchmen were ridiculed and Thierry Henry decided it would be a good idea for him to take penalties in future.<br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="allowfullscreen" frameborder="0" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/xzPMvAIrtQs" width="560"></iframe><br /><br />The Premier League remains one of, if not the best football league in the world. With so many amazing footballers on show playing high paced entertaining football, we love to have a bit of fun and place a bet on Premier League football matches or who will win this years Premier League. We can bet there will be plenty of action and many more funny moments to add to this list of funniest premier league moments. We hope you enjoyed this post and please comment below if you have any moments you feel we have missed and would like showcasing.<br /><br /><div class="p1"><br /></div><div class="p1"></div><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-13806808578533296552012-08-27T15:05:00.001+01:002013-02-27T23:43:03.780ZKaka Spotted Near ManchesterSpeculation mounts as Real Madrid's Kaka was spotted on his way to Manchester, presumably for talks with Manchester United.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8DdKxHzlQlQ/UDt-XNpUvZI/AAAAAAAAHOQ/LmtcKogro7c/s1600/kaka_4.jpeg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="476" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-8DdKxHzlQlQ/UDt-XNpUvZI/AAAAAAAAHOQ/LmtcKogro7c/s640/kaka_4.jpeg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-54294495133978846602012-08-21T15:35:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:43:14.397ZMr Andesron? Anderson's name spelled 'Andesron' as he comes on for Manchester United during 1-0 defeat to Everton. The Brazilian came on as a second-half substitute during United’s 1-0 defeat at Goodison Park. As he waited to be allowed on a fan spotted that the 'R' and 'S' on his shirt were the wrong way around.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RPtNQdYzk-w/UDOcmjg42iI/AAAAAAAAHIU/JTKone05-3U/s1600/anderson-spelt-wrong.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="398" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-RPtNQdYzk-w/UDOcmjg42iI/AAAAAAAAHIU/JTKone05-3U/s640/anderson-spelt-wrong.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-2396914420350689762012-04-16T10:22:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:45:17.929ZRonaldo on Paul ScholesThis is a great quote here from Cristiano Ronaldo on Paul Scholes and his amazing football accuracy.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BSQIduzZsXM/US6aO48w6jI/AAAAAAAAPQ8/E91dvaAjB0Y/s1600/Paul+Scholes+Cristiano+Ronaldo+Manchester+qfRw-7NzJwwl.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="426" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-BSQIduzZsXM/US6aO48w6jI/AAAAAAAAPQ8/E91dvaAjB0Y/s640/Paul+Scholes+Cristiano+Ronaldo+Manchester+qfRw-7NzJwwl.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LB0G-Tkx73o/T4vkgtHZVkI/AAAAAAAAFdc/Fq8bu6oZdkk/s1600/Scholsey.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-LB0G-Tkx73o/T4vkgtHZVkI/AAAAAAAAFdc/Fq8bu6oZdkk/s640/Scholsey.jpg" width="456" /></a></div><br />Also quote from Rio:<br /><br />"He'll do ridiculous things in training like say: 'You see that tree over there?' – it'll be 40 yards away –'I'm going to hit it.' And he'll do it. Everyone at the club considers him the best"<br /><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-47068180938768382242012-01-26T10:30:00.000Z2013-02-27T23:45:26.844ZTorres vs Carroll vs Tim HowardSpotted this funny football picture comparing Torres, Carroll and Tim Howard's goal scoring record in the last 11 Premiership games. Not good reading for Liverpool or Chelsea fans but for the rest of us, it's hilarious! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fTb7z0y1-Fg/TyEqyT7nAEI/AAAAAAAAERU/HguNYDMF-p0/s1600/tim-howard-top-scorer.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fTb7z0y1-Fg/TyEqyT7nAEI/AAAAAAAAERU/HguNYDMF-p0/s640/tim-howard-top-scorer.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-7150934255292103912011-10-21T16:39:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:47:24.151ZSmithy meets the England football team<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wn2Q90yolvg/TqGR7huO_GI/AAAAAAAAB4A/CZtZnJpTGOQ/s1600/Smithy_England.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="150" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-wn2Q90yolvg/TqGR7huO_GI/AAAAAAAAB4A/CZtZnJpTGOQ/s200/Smithy_England.jpg" width="200" /></a>Funny video of when Smithy (James Cordon) meets the England football team and turns manager. This video never ceases to be raise a smile.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><br /><div style="text-align: start;">The team behind Gavin and Stacey's bespoke sketch for comic relief's Red Nose Day 2009. </div><div style="text-align: start;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: start;">Smithy stubbles into the England Football meeting, and lets rip. Featuring David Beckham, John Terry, Rio Ferdinand, David James, Peter Crouch, Michael Carrick.</div><a name='more'></a><br /><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="325" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/Uq_cwwWcyqQ" width="580"></iframe></div><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-25409823567017163092011-10-20T13:23:00.002+01:002013-02-27T23:48:20.967ZFact - Anfield was Manchester United's home ground!<div class="stand-first-alone" id="stand-first">A funny little football fact for the day. This 1971 football programme shows that for a time, Anfield was the home ground of Manchester United! In 1971, Man United were banned from playing their first 2 home matches in Manchester after hooligans had thrown knives into the away section at a match at the end of the previous season! United's opening 'home' games would be played at Anfield and Stoke's Victoria Ground. But so forgotten is this forgotten story that even some Manchester United players who took part in the 3-1 victory over Arsenal cannot remember doing so! </div><div class="stand-first-alone" id="stand-first"><br /></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PpYCxM2cSMY/TqAQ6mpyqNI/AAAAAAAAB1E/9Tc12h1T2ig/s1600/Anfield-Man-United.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="384" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PpYCxM2cSMY/TqAQ6mpyqNI/AAAAAAAAB1E/9Tc12h1T2ig/s640/Anfield-Man-United.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><a name='more'></a>The FA's decision to send United to play at Anfield in the wake of a hooliganism incident seems hare-brained now, but at the time hooliganism happened at most games and in any case, as the former Liverpool club secretary Peter Robinson, who helped organise the fixture, explained last year, the animosity didn't exist as it does today.<br /><br />"When I started at Liverpool in the 1960's the great rivals were always Everton," said Robinson. "The rivalry has changed. It turned into Manchester United when they had this terrific emergence but before that I can remember them being relegated [in 1974] and having some really difficult times. I can also remember United supporters standing in the Kop. It wouldn't happen today, would it?"<br /><br />The rivalry between groups of hooligans was still fierce however, even if the antipathy felt between real football supporters of both sides was not, and the front page of the Guardian the morning after the match carried the usual depressing news of trouble. "About 100 fans" were ejected from Anfield, according to the report, the windows of some houses in Anfield were smashed and "600 skinheads" were said to have been "kept in check" by police after throwing bricks at the United supporters as they were frogmarched back to Lime Street station and on to trains back to Manchester.Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-554978730155207372011-09-26T18:35:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:48:50.483Z1st Google Image for 'Football'Searching Google Images today for 'football' we spotted this picture of 16 girls in international football kits first on the list. Well done Google, nice work! and this was with 'safe search' on at moderate level and picture size 'large'. <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-naAgtle1hkA/ToC3bOf_vgI/AAAAAAAABh0/JtG0A06q9KU/s1600/football-google.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="366" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-naAgtle1hkA/ToC3bOf_vgI/AAAAAAAABh0/JtG0A06q9KU/s640/football-google.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JuO1lMY2Fo4/ToC2SAGFY0I/AAAAAAAABhw/c0bvAmPlmnw/s1600/google-1st-football-image.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="512" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JuO1lMY2Fo4/ToC2SAGFY0I/AAAAAAAABhw/c0bvAmPlmnw/s640/google-1st-football-image.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-54700726269439868972011-09-26T10:37:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:49:10.555ZA picture for all FIFA game players with girlfriendsA funny picture here for all FIFA game players with girlfriends. We think you'll all agree with us when we say...<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WNEHrvWyIVs/ToBHk2E8ffI/AAAAAAAABgc/eRe4c_xzwjs/s1600/fifa-girlfriends.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WNEHrvWyIVs/ToBHk2E8ffI/AAAAAAAABgc/eRe4c_xzwjs/s640/fifa-girlfriends.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-66699030597093312202011-09-26T10:29:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:51:41.377ZReferee gets a yellow card from playerReferee Mark Clattenburg is a controversial referee but has a sense of humour which we like here at funny football stuff. This video shows Clattenburg receiving a yellow card from a player after dropping his card on the pitch. <br /><br /><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DsiKTkF1oCE/ToBEZsXufUI/AAAAAAAABgM/MqRppqiCo3w/s1600/clattenburg_787099c.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em; text-align: center;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-DsiKTkF1oCE/ToBEZsXufUI/AAAAAAAABgM/MqRppqiCo3w/s640/clattenburg_787099c.jpg" width="640" /></a><br /><br /><a name='more'></a><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="382" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1HpYCXoLOEk" width="520"></iframe></div><br />Mark Clattenburg is one of favorite referees and here are some of our favorite pictures of him in glorious refereeing action.<br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CzWDP9bPzOU/ToBFmoeK8oI/AAAAAAAABgQ/HznmkQDnrp0/s1600/Mark-Clattenburg-Referee_2396706.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CzWDP9bPzOU/ToBFmoeK8oI/AAAAAAAABgQ/HznmkQDnrp0/s640/Mark-Clattenburg-Referee_2396706.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vFCxmc-Uj_c/ToBFmyEJ99I/AAAAAAAABgU/3yPSlxJBtIk/s1600/rooney-clattenburg_1836050c.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="396" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-vFCxmc-Uj_c/ToBFmyEJ99I/AAAAAAAABgU/3yPSlxJBtIk/s640/rooney-clattenburg_1836050c.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-D83KnW5NhRk/ToBFnUJVrXI/AAAAAAAABgY/8hXBlihIOuM/s1600/UwpVB.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><br /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-83871462699986336122011-09-26T10:13:00.000+01:002013-02-27T23:51:52.242ZNani v Ronaldo after 100 games for Man UnitedInteresting picture here comparing Nani v Ronaldo after 100 games for Man United. If Nani keeps up his current form, we wonder how much he will be valued if Ronaldo was sold for £80 million! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K4V7tV8wfo4/ToBCDJ-fI8I/AAAAAAAABgI/3lmNxbXmZGA/s1600/nani-vs-ronaldo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-K4V7tV8wfo4/ToBCDJ-fI8I/AAAAAAAABgI/3lmNxbXmZGA/s640/nani-vs-ronaldo.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-84848451854098782422011-09-26T10:09:00.000+01:002011-09-26T10:09:22.018+01:00Funny Man Utd MascotThis Man United mascot is loving it, really loving it. Bless him! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ioC1rBybExc/ToBA-WQGyII/AAAAAAAABgE/VSwDsecJExM/s1600/PGxNL.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ioC1rBybExc/ToBA-WQGyII/AAAAAAAABgE/VSwDsecJExM/s640/PGxNL.jpg" width="640" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-60585899858024254342011-09-26T10:05:00.000+01:002011-09-26T10:05:08.899+01:00Headed Goal - from half way line!Video of a unusual headed football goal from close to the half way line. <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="382" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/To7s3xlMu_k" width="520"></iframe></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-62699131660085626982011-09-22T17:20:00.001+01:002011-09-22T17:26:05.720+01:00Ugly Ronaldo PicturesBig head and big mouth Cristiano Ronaldo reacted to a frosty reception at Dinamo Zagreb this week by claiming the public are jealous of his silky skills, beauty and wealth. He said "I think that because I am rich, handsome and a great player" he said, "people are envious of me." He earns approx £10m in wages every year, so you can't argue with his boast about money and 70 goals in 65 La Liga games since joining Real Madrid isn't too shabby either but does the notch a hat-trick for his good looks? Not according to these pictures he donned when first signing for Man United in 2003.<br /><br /><table align="center" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; text-align: center;"><tbody><tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BeTnQUU39Xs/Tntekz5xFDI/AAAAAAAABf8/Tm2sYk3KxRo/s1600/ronaldo-ugly.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="222" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BeTnQUU39Xs/Tntekz5xFDI/AAAAAAAABf8/Tm2sYk3KxRo/s400/ronaldo-ugly.jpg" width="400" /></a></td></tr><tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">click to enlarge</td></tr></tbody></table><br />He got his teeth done, worked out and now he looks like this...hatrick....don't you just hate him for his silky skills, beauty and wealth...yep! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dr1cv0AejL4/Tntf6xExOmI/AAAAAAAABgA/EZaiMDK9PSE/s1600/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Armani-Underwear-Ad-Photo.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="640" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Dr1cv0AejL4/Tntf6xExOmI/AAAAAAAABgA/EZaiMDK9PSE/s640/Cristiano-Ronaldo-Armani-Underwear-Ad-Photo.jpg" width="592" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-68626582828038756302011-09-22T16:55:00.001+01:002011-09-22T17:08:13.915+01:0013 Funny Footballers HaircutsA collection of funny footballers haircuts from around the world. These players are great footballers but these are some crazy hairdos! From mullets and braids to perms and shaved, these are 13 of our favorite funny footballers haircuts from the past decade.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7IthTI9l3KE/TntWKXHiHcI/AAAAAAAABfs/eNnF1lEf21s/s1600/david-james-points.jpg" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="282" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-7IthTI9l3KE/TntWKXHiHcI/AAAAAAAABfs/eNnF1lEf21s/s400/david-james-points.jpg" width="400" /></a> </div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FlqEusvvNEs/TntWIrXaqMI/AAAAAAAABfg/ZUJJieOOQeg/s1600/31792d1264765287-worst-ever-footballer-haircuts-jasonlee.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-FlqEusvvNEs/TntWIrXaqMI/AAAAAAAABfg/ZUJJieOOQeg/s400/31792d1264765287-worst-ever-footballer-haircuts-jasonlee.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; 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text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HsDz2oJo-Mk/Tnojs0CYgWI/AAAAAAAABfQ/uCrn4h4mfQU/s1600/Sandro_1.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="256" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-HsDz2oJo-Mk/Tnojs0CYgWI/AAAAAAAABfQ/uCrn4h4mfQU/s400/Sandro_1.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KO0AQf7osEU/TnojtXoPj8I/AAAAAAAABfU/rMIluSojfdM/s1600/taribo-west.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="266" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-KO0AQf7osEU/TnojtXoPj8I/AAAAAAAABfU/rMIluSojfdM/s400/taribo-west.jpg" width="400" /></a></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y35lkdrbRdc/Tnojtyz1yRI/AAAAAAAABfc/mOvmXy9neqw/s1600/Xavier.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="291" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-y35lkdrbRdc/Tnojtyz1yRI/AAAAAAAABfc/mOvmXy9neqw/s400/Xavier.JPG" width="400" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-12537955257392949052011-09-21T18:48:00.000+01:002011-09-21T18:48:34.132+01:00Funny Goalkeeper MistakeFunny goalkeeping clanger here sees Darren Mackie celebrate a goal for Aberdeen courtesy of the goalie! <br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="382" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/QhwswW7hyMU" width="520"></iframe></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-1808935164044311012011-09-21T18:38:00.000+01:002011-09-21T18:38:47.662+01:00The Chris Tucker and Jackie Chan of footballA funny football interview with Patrice Evra and Ji-Sung Park of Man United. The title is a reference to the movie Rush Hour.<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="382" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/-BpqE72N6qI" width="520"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-G3mw3a-uEJY/TnogySCmMkI/AAAAAAAABfA/p8WjVV1PyHY/s1600/Evra-Park.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="280" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-G3mw3a-uEJY/TnogySCmMkI/AAAAAAAABfA/p8WjVV1PyHY/s400/Evra-Park.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-83557435454423249022011-08-24T10:01:00.000+01:002011-08-24T10:01:08.821+01:00Andy Carroll photographed at Man City stadiumThe football transfer rumour mill has gone mad today as Andy Carroll photographed outside the Man City Stadium this morning! <br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tP9ui1ld0F0/TlS8-rRpqsI/AAAAAAAABMk/tWXOD5qmB24/s1600/andy-carroll-van.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="480" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-tP9ui1ld0F0/TlS8-rRpqsI/AAAAAAAABMk/tWXOD5qmB24/s640/andy-carroll-van.jpg" width="640" /></a></div><br /><br />Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-5979422647278126752011-07-18T16:16:00.000+01:002011-07-18T16:16:41.995+01:00Backheel Penalty from UAE's Awana DiabAs <a href="https://funnyfootballstuff.co.uk/">funny football</a> penalties go, this backheel penalty isn't that funny, but its clever! The goalkeeper should really be doing much better with this though!<br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="435" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/LnKW-yVTSrM" width="540"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dj7x556BMt8/TiROGMyyPTI/AAAAAAAABAw/fx6VkERtlvs/s1600/Backheel-Penalty.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="305" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-dj7x556BMt8/TiROGMyyPTI/AAAAAAAABAw/fx6VkERtlvs/s400/Backheel-Penalty.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-14876930393218739602011-07-14T12:42:00.000+01:002011-07-14T12:42:58.117+01:00Earthquakes goalkeeper goal vs West BromVideo of Earthquake's goalkeeper David Bingham's unbelievable goal vs. West Brom. <br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/05VhDBSQ8JQ" width="560"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-46N35QevB7k/Th7WImhcFrI/AAAAAAAAA9c/Yg7rOD075So/s1600/Earthquakes%2Bgoalkeeper.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="270" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-46N35QevB7k/Th7WImhcFrI/AAAAAAAAA9c/Yg7rOD075So/s400/Earthquakes%2Bgoalkeeper.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-70422627412482061612011-06-16T18:24:00.000+01:002011-06-16T18:24:41.589+01:0015 minutes of Messi's 53 goals this season<div style="text-align: left;">A video in full hd showcasing all of Messi's 53 goals this 2010-2011 season. An absolute pleasure to be around in these times to see Messi, surely the greatest player the world has seen. As he's still only 23 (born 24 June 1987)!!!! </div><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/poDn59tjNVM" width="560"></iframe></div><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ogz0QG8ObxY/Tfo7-y2QCwI/AAAAAAAAA04/c34PaltqUO8/s1600/messi-goal.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="271" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Ogz0QG8ObxY/Tfo7-y2QCwI/AAAAAAAAA04/c34PaltqUO8/s400/messi-goal.jpg" width="400" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6007036128965057319.post-10558807401599784222011-06-16T18:17:00.000+01:002011-06-16T18:17:57.749+01:00Ronaldhino has still got the skills!Amazing video of Ronaldhino showing off his amazing football skills. Ronaldinho humiliates his teammate during warm up. Play the video from 17 seconds to see an amazing piece of skill.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><iframe allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" height="450" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/1hQmlFzqJyo" width="560"></iframe></div><br /><br /><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qwTg8GQnAoE/Tfo6ubx8EYI/AAAAAAAAA00/kyR9d9V2AFE/s1600/Ronaldinho_Skill.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="400" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-qwTg8GQnAoE/Tfo6ubx8EYI/AAAAAAAAA00/kyR9d9V2AFE/s400/Ronaldinho_Skill.jpg" width="300" /></a></div>Jodie Shawhttps://plus.google.com/106020803647246672327noreply@blogger.com0