A picture of Carlos Tevez payslip was leaked this week and assuming it's genuine, it tells us that the Argentinian earned a gross wage of £720,287 in March 2010, with an additional bonus of £20,000 for accommodation...it really is impossible to find anything in Manchester for any less! and a £7,000 "M.P. Bonus" (presumably, Tevez is given a monthly reward if he is able to resist storming off to play golf for indefinite periods of time). An FA fine of £24 for a yellow card made us laugh!

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The payslip tells us that Tevez was paid just under £8m, but handed over nearly £3.3m in tax and national insurance. That left him just over £4m to survive on for the year - more than enough to keep him in golf balls and speeding ticket lawyers!